A Message From Cybertron--Er, Cappitron!The Quintessential Cappitron
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Buenos dias my fellow art buddies, this be Cappitron! My general art can be found over at Mrcappy [link] But a lot of people seem to get a kick out of my retarded Transformer humor, so I decided to open up shop and display a smorgasbord of bad puns guaranteed to make the biggest fanboy purist weep into his unkempt beard!
I absolutely adore the Transformers.
Strike that.
I like the Transformers when the license is under the helm of competent American writers. The original 80’s cartoon, the surprisingly charming Animated series, and yes, I’m also stoked over the live action trilogy of Bayformer badassitude. Japan apparently goes crazy without oppressive roundeye direction, and I couldn’t stand the let’s-connect-our-robotic-bodies-in-a-totally-platonic-way, gotta collect ‘em all, all CGI rendered with a Dreamcast’s FMV engine. So if you like the three series mentioned above, you’ll appreciate the auto-butt of my jokes.
Please, enjoy your stay as much as I enjoyed coming up with this crap!
-The Cappitron
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Cappitron’s Atrocious Avatar
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My avatar is so retarded and inappropriate…which is why it summarizes my gallery perfectly. Our awesome art buddy stripedwine [link] harnessed all her years of going to art school to draft my avatar, which comes from this picture of mine [link]
All Hail Little Megadong: his size makes him a little testy, but his prickish nature is more than enough to screw the universe over!
If there’s anybody demented enough to want to “borrow” Megadong for their avatar…I see no problem with it. I’m sure stripedwine will be so honored that this’ll be her legacy in the Transformer community. Be fruitful and multiply, my bonafide boner!
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Alpha Trion Quality Advice
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I'd really like to showcase my stupid jokes to the transfans out there who'd appreciate 'em. If you know of any clubs here on DevArt that you'd think I would feel at home joining, then by all means drop me a line!
I would just like to say that you make procrastination that much more enjoyable
thank you for never making me regret rushing and finishing my english opinion piece on anorexia a few hours before it is due...
Sincerely,
one of your many loyal fans you can probably turn into a mindless zombie guard-dog with just the right voodoo magic, Tediz-Leader
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So...there's this CHICKEN, right...?
"When you're with a sweep, you're in glad company..."-Mary Poppins
But... but I liked vampires before when Gerard Butler made them SEXY!!!!! D8
plus, i like your Romanceformers if you ever do more PLEASE do the movie universe!!
STOP DOING IT I CAN ONLY LAUGH SO MUCH
I just spent about five or six hours of my life looking through all of your art and reading all of your brilliant commentary. I would say that it was time well spent. You are a genius in the best way possible. I thank you for this entire gallery. Thank you very much.
Love, Dorca
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"I'm sure you'll be a fine mother. As long as Audra doesn't require food, naps, diaper changes, or other things babies need to live."
--Quesi
FOR SHAME!
Actually, I'm super thrilled to read that I literally robbed a person a quarter of a day. I see a long and wonderful relationship of me stealing previous minutes from your life!
-The "So I'm, Like, A Comedy Vampire!" Cappy
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All Hail Little Megadong: his size makes him a little testy, but his prickish nature is more than enough to screw the universe over!
My avatar’s origins [link]
i love it.
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I may loathe the burning of books, but twilight made a pretty damn good bonfire.
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I'm not evil i'm morally ambiguous!
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Frenzy is red
Rumble is blue
this poem doesn't rhyme
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
Cappy is not responsible for injury, narcolepsy, or bodily leakage.
-The “So Don’t Get Pissy On Me” Cappy
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All Hail Little Megadong: his size makes him a little testy, but his prickish nature is more than enough to screw the universe over!
My avatar’s origins [link]
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I may loathe the burning of books, but twilight made a pretty damn good bonfire.
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I'm not evil i'm morally ambiguous!
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Frenzy is red
Rumble is blue
this poem doesn't rhyme
GIVE ME YOUR FACE
I should have done it a long long time ago.
Your comics make me pretty damn happy.
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Frenzy is red.
Rumble is blue.
Soundwave loves them.
But he doesn't love you.
Lo!
The only way to show penitence is to say thirteen "Hail Megatrons" and watch me forevermore, hoping that at the end of your life, Cappitron will eventually forgive your lapse.
-The “Luckily, Cappitron Has A Short-Term Memory And Didn’t Even Remember You Were On Probation” Cappy
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All Hail Little Megadong: his size makes him a little testy, but his prickish nature is more than enough to screw the universe over!
My avatar’s origins [link]
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