A Message From Cybertron--Er, Cappitron!The Quintessential Cappitron
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Buenos dias my fellow art buddies, this be Cappitron! My general art can be found over at Mrcappy [link] But a lot of people seem to get a kick out of my retarded Transformer humor, so I decided to open up shop and display a smorgasbord of bad puns guaranteed to make the biggest fanboy purist weep into his unkempt beard!
I absolutely adore the Transformers.
Strike that.
I like the Transformers when the license is under the helm of competent American writers. The original 80’s cartoon, the surprisingly charming Animated series, and yes, I’m also stoked over the live action trilogy of Bayformer badassitude. Japan apparently goes crazy without oppressive roundeye direction, and I couldn’t stand the let’s-connect-our-robotic-bodies-in-a-totally-platonic-way, gotta collect ‘em all, all CGI rendered with a Dreamcast’s FMV engine. So if you like the three series mentioned above, you’ll appreciate the auto-butt of my jokes.
Please, enjoy your stay as much as I enjoyed coming up with this crap!
-The Cappitron
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Cappitron’s Atrocious Avatar
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My avatar is so retarded and inappropriate…which is why it summarizes my gallery perfectly. Our awesome art buddy stripedwine [link] harnessed all her years of going to art school to draft my avatar, which comes from this picture of mine [link]
All Hail Little Megadong: his size makes him a little testy, but his prickish nature is more than enough to screw the universe over!
If there’s anybody demented enough to want to “borrow” Megadong for their avatar…I see no problem with it. I’m sure stripedwine will be so honored that this’ll be her legacy in the Transformer community. Be fruitful and multiply, my bonafide boner!
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Alpha Trion Quality Advice
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I'd really like to showcase my stupid jokes to the transfans out there who'd appreciate 'em. If you know of any clubs here on DevArt that you'd think I would feel at home joining, then by all means drop me a line!
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*Have a tasty afternoon!*
With that out of the way, I really really enjoy your work and especially the descriptions. Your style/coloring is awesome and so are the jokes. But i'm sure you all ready knew that.
Anywho, take it easy! Also, your avatar = Win.
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"Tentacle faced monstrosities? Check. My Little Ponys? Check. Silent Hill? Check. Giant Transforming Robots? Check. Dinosaurs? Dragons? Fantasy beasties and prehistoric whatevers? Check!!! Now you know. And knowing is half the battle."
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I'am Killer4 and with one look from me u will die
-The "Glad To Have You With Us My Fellow Transfan" Cappy
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All Hail Little Megadong: his size makes him a little testy, but his prickish nature is more than enough to screw the universe over!
My avatar’s origins [link]
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I'am Killer4 and with one look from me u will die
I read some of your things thinking "I wouldn't mind hearing this nonsense for the rest of my life..."
Marry me?
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Observe, do not participate. You learn more that way.
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Well, Warner Brothers, you can just take your copyrighted names and shove them up your computer simulated asses.
-The "Let's Move To Utah And I'll Marry ALL Of You!" Cappy
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All Hail Little Megadong: his size makes him a little testy, but his prickish nature is more than enough to screw the universe over!
My avatar’s origins [link]
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