RomanceFormers Season 3 Set 1

NOTE: These pictures can also be seen over at Mrcappy’s gallery
mrcappy.deviantart.com
He was very gracious and gave me permission to upload his drawings here…seeing as I’m Mrcappy.
In other words, these aren’t stolen unless you think I plagiarized myself.

Cappitron’s preemptive strike in destroying your not-yet childhood memories:
Set 1: Bumblebee, Optimus, Arachnia [link]
Set 2: Starscream, Bulkhead, Blitzwing [link]
Set 3: Sentinel, Magnus, Jazz [link]
Set 4: Mix, Arcee, Ratchet [link]
Set 5: Prowl, Grimlock, Swindle [link]
Set 6: Meltdown, Archer, Headmaster [link]
Set 7: Safeguard, Sari, Lugnut [link]
Set 8: Strika, Perceptor, Omega Supreme [link]
Set 9: Wreck-Gar, Megatron, Shockwave [link]

And if I have yet to obliterate all inklings of innocence you have for the Transformers franchise, might I suggest season 1 [link] and season 2 [link] of my RomanceFormers cards? Watch me turn G-1 into PG-13 haw haw!

Oh, by all means, I’d be ecstatic to have you print these out and give ‘em to the ones you love…or hate. Cuz really, why else would you do that to their childhood?

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The Lowdown On The Download
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Look. I just don’t have time to keep doing these RomanceFormer cards. I am a very busy man! I have a hot girlfriend who is a bikini model and totally not made up and who inviters her cousin of loose morals over during our Naked Twister nights…
Okay. Fine.
I just needed the right inspiration to kick start the series again. You can either thank or send hate mail to doctorwarped doctorwarped.deviantart.com who asked me at the right time if I had it in me, which caused me to ask “Do I?” Plus, almost every week a new fan discovers my cards and goes on a faving rampage to remind me that this is my opus.

So let’s breakdown the characters before you breakdown:

Bumblebee: Not everything’s a race. In the bedroom, you should follow all traffic signs and detours, but also remember that some back roads are closed. No wonder Bumblebee doesn’t have a girlfriend!

Optimus Prime: I added a banana just to hammer the point home. The designer of the character said he gave him those lips because he was inspired by Optimus Primal from ‘Beast Wars’. What happened, however, are the most distracting Steve Tyler smackers I’ve ever seen. I mean, you really have to make an effort to make them protrude like that.
It must be like making out with pillows.

Blackarachnia: You can’t even blame me for this one. The show itself wrote the episode (Along Came A Spider) to give us some do-we-really-need sexual tension. At one point, she says something along the lines of “You’d love to give me a faceful of foam”. It took my brain to do some searching to realize Optimus has his almost useless fire extinguisher weapon.
But you know what they were hinting at.
-The “Has No Clue Why Hasbro Doesn’t Want To Hire Him” Cappitron

References: Transformers Wiki page.