The Start Of Our Fandemic

NOTE: These pictures can also be seen over at Mrcappy’s gallery [link]
He was very gracious and gave me permission to upload his drawings here…seeing as I’m Mrcappy.
In other words, these aren’t stolen unless you think I plagiarized myself.

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The Lowdown On The Download
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Oh wuh duh fuh?!
Dang it females, you’d best not have made me draw porn for you.
Let me explain… Your Cappitron had the most innocently adorable Transformers fanart to help describe the origins of Optimus and Megatron’s strife. I used DevArt’s usually broken yet sometimes helpful search function in order to find character references for my favorite cybernetic beings.
Then I saw IT.
IT…was Transformers slash.
‘Slash’ is a term that refers to what you want to do to your wrists upon discovering two male media characters on cloud nine. CLOUD SIXTY-NINE GRAAH!!! I saw a picture of Megatron<3Starscream, the ghost of George Washington arose from his grave and billowed, “LORD I REBUKE THE FIRST AMENDMENT!!”

Okay, okay, fine. To each her own…if your lust for the clanging of metals contributed to the surge of support of the new Transformers movie and thus greenlighting the rest of the trilogy, I don’t mind sharing the interwebs with ya. And I won’t charge you for my eyeball transplants if you press the fave button. Deal?

So, as I promised more Transformers fanart, this is a capptastic take on how Megatron and Optimus’ feud started. Soundwave isn’t the only Transformer that needs to be good at communication. He’s not evil, Prime, it’s just hard to hear under that penis-looking helmet! Personally, I find mine more believable than the original series’ explanation of:

Orion Pax: Hello, welcome to Cybertron, where we practice hippie ideals of harmony and serenity! Can I give you a big hug and a flowe—
Megatron: I’m insecure about my heterosexuality!
*cannonblast to the effing chest*
Orion Pax: OW! If only there was a classification to describe how deceptive you are!
*dies deservedly*
Robot Jesus: Taadaa! I resurrected you, Orion Pax. Your new, non retarded Christian name is now Optimus Prime.
Optimus: I will make it my mission to hug Megatron…UNTIL HE SNAPS IN HALF.

Enjoy my art buddies, and don’t hate on me yaoi fanbase, you know you chuckled at least once during my description! Besides, you’re being critiqued by a guy who drew himself making out with his female clone [link] who am I to judge? Oh right, this is the Internet!
-The “Yes I’ll Admit Starscream Was A Total Flamer For Megatron” Cappitron

For the copycats: Micron Pigma pen 02 (linework); discontinued Crayola educational watercolors; red, blue, and green Pilot V5 rolling ball pens (colored linework and textures); mechanical pencil with shading stump (shadows).

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Misc
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Thanks to deadeye’s signature, I was reminded of the most awesome Transformers fan parodies on Youtube. Most of the voices are spot on, most amazing is their verbatim Starscream…they totally need to make an episode just about our favorite flamboyant baddie. Check the links below and be prepared to giggle; warning, awesomely bad language.
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The problem with being resurrected in a series
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Building retarded robots
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Shockwave doesn’t have depth perception
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Sc-rap battle, yo mamma!
Youtube better not delete these, Viacom doesn’t own everything!