A Message From Cybertron--Er, Cappitron!The Quintessential Cappitron
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Buenos dias my fellow art buddies, this be Cappitron! My general art can be found over at Mrcappy [link] But a lot of people seem to get a kick out of my retarded Transformer humor, so I decided to open up shop and display a smorgasbord of bad puns guaranteed to make the biggest fanboy purist weep into his unkempt beard!
I absolutely adore the Transformers.
Strike that.
I like the Transformers when the license is under the helm of competent American writers. The original 80’s cartoon, the surprisingly charming Animated series, and yes, I’m also stoked over the live action trilogy of Bayformer badassitude. Japan apparently goes crazy without oppressive roundeye direction, and I couldn’t stand the let’s-connect-our-robotic-bodies-in-a-totally-platonic-way, gotta collect ‘em all, all CGI rendered with a Dreamcast’s FMV engine. So if you like the three series mentioned above, you’ll appreciate the auto-butt of my jokes.
Please, enjoy your stay as much as I enjoyed coming up with this crap!
-The Cappitron
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Cappitron’s Atrocious Avatar
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My avatar is so retarded and inappropriate…which is why it summarizes my gallery perfectly. Our awesome art buddy stripedwine [link] harnessed all her years of going to art school to draft my avatar, which comes from this picture of mine [link]
All Hail Little Megadong: his size makes him a little testy, but his prickish nature is more than enough to screw the universe over!
If there’s anybody demented enough to want to “borrow” Megadong for their avatar…I see no problem with it. I’m sure stripedwine will be so honored that this’ll be her legacy in the Transformer community. Be fruitful and multiply, my bonafide boner!
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Alpha Trion Quality Advice
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I'd really like to showcase my stupid jokes to the transfans out there who'd appreciate 'em. If you know of any clubs here on DevArt that you'd think I would feel at home joining, then by all means drop me a line!
Devious Comments
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Likes: Robots, Jedi, epic battle sequences, good prevailing over evil, and long walks on the beach.
"Now at night all the agents and the superhuman crew come out and round up everyone that knows more than they do."
My.
God.
It took me a few seconds, even asking myself "What the crap is that supposed to--" before I realized what it was. Little Megadong: you may be tiny, but your ego and stamina are enough to screw the universe!
I honestly want to use that thing, but with DA's weird terms of service, who knows if they'd ban me for touting a robot's non-existent wang.
...No. No I say! So many popular artists have creepy avatars. This will be my avatar. FOREVER. I'm gonna try to upload this bad boy asap!
-The "This Is Why I Have The Best Art Buddies Ever" Cappy
And it is glorious.
-The "Literally Cocky" Cappy
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All Hail Little Megadong: his size makes him a little testy, but his prickish nature is more than enough to screw the universe over!
My avatar’s origins [link]
dear God its like high school all over again...penis drawings everywhere....
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And we were laughing at the stars
While our feet clung tight to the ground.
So pleased with ourselves
For using so many verbs and nouns.
-The "You Should Leave Before The Disappearing Act" Cappy
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All Hail Little Megadong: his size makes him a little testy, but his prickish nature is more than enough to screw the universe over!
My avatar’s origins [link]
Dancing Megadong FTW
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I swear I'm going to bite you hard and taste your tinny blood,
If you don't stop the self-defeating lies you've been repeating
Since the day you brought me home.
I know you're strong.
yes, my school was very small and very odd.
figures.
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And we were laughing at the stars
While our feet clung tight to the ground.
So pleased with ourselves
For using so many verbs and nouns.
-ques the Hampser dance theme, remix- Someone make a page o' dancin' Megadongs.
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"Oooh, ooooooooo~ Salen, you look angry~!" Kari chirped, cheerfully.
Salen blinked, "It... It is nothing." He said, pointedly ignoring the huge dent in the cargo hold wall.
"Damn. I...damn," said Adrian, eyeing the dent made with solely a fist.
-The "The Only Kind Of Sea That Leaves You Feeling Dirty" Cappy
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All Hail Little Megadong: his size makes him a little testy, but his prickish nature is more than enough to screw the universe over!
My avatar’s origins [link]
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