RomanceFormers Valentines Set9

NOTE: These pictures can also be seen over at Mrcappy’s gallery mrcappy.deviantart.com
He was very gracious and gave me permission to upload his drawings here…seeing as I’m Mrcappy.
In other words, these aren’t stolen unless you think I plagiarized myself.

Teletraan One Asks:
Locate the first set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Megatron, Optimus Prime, Jazz)
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Locate the second set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Galvatron, Starscream, Ramjet)
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Locate the third set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Bumblebee, Shockwave, Soundwave)
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Locate the fourth set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Shrapnel, Mirage, Thrust)
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Locate the fifth set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Ratchet, Inferno, Wheeljack)
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Locate the sixth set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Unicron, Rodimus, Spike)
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Locate the seventh set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Prowl, Hound, Huffer)
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Locate the eighth set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Astrotrain, Cyclonus, Sunstreaker)
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Locate the ninth set of RomanceFormers cards?
(Red Alert, Cosmos, Dirge)
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Oh, the fun ain’t over yet! Check the second season of my RomanceFormers sets to see if I can be even MORE offensive!
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Help me destroy the new generation by checking out season three of my RomanceFormers as I obliterate the ‘Animated’ show
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Prepare For Awesomeness: Lylix’s RomanceFormers set needs your attention!
(Hound, Tracks, Ironhide)
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Oh, by all means, I’d be ecstatic to have you print these out and give ‘em to the ones you love…or hate. Cuz really, why else would you do that to their childhood?

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The Lowdown On The Download
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Do I know how to spoil you or what? Here’s the final batch of these. And hey, if you wanna continue the series, by all means go for it! You can pick newer, obscurer characters, or think of new phrases for the ones I already did. I’ll promise to update Teletraan links for any brave soul willing to destroy the purist fans’ ideology.
“OMG GROSS THIS IS NOT CANON!!!!!!!”

Red Alert: I tell ya, these second season characters are really stretching my perspective skills that don’t exist. Come now, if I’m gonna take the time drawing Autobot “Angel Ears” Inferno, it would be a crime to omit his life partner Red Alert. If you remember any part of the episode “Auto Berserk” then watch it again…you owe it to yourself. I dunno, maybe the female transfans’ DeceptiConsensual /AutoButtSlap slash fanfics are based on legit sources. I said legit sources, doesn’t mean it SHOULD be.

The weird romance dance between truck and car is stagnant in the episode; it starts with Red Alert wanting to spend time with the red cowboy in a scene from Brokeback Military Base. Inferno doesn’t return the love, Red Alert goes gay rage and falls into the arms of Starscream. But Starscream will only use him! Inferno fights for the love of his life, wins Red Alert’s red heart, and the scene ends with an impassioned embrace.
ALL THESE THINGS HAPPEN.

But Red Alert’s pent-up sexual confusion literally makes his head explode with FAH-BOO-LUSH teal sparks, causing him to lash out at everyone, thinking they were conspiring against him:
“You never accepted my orientation!”
“I didn’t even KNOW you were that way.”
“See?! How could I come out of the closet without a close support network to open the door!”
That episode inspired this card. I make no guarantee Filthy Whore will reciprocate love back.

Cosmos: I think Cosmos was grossly underused. In fact, there was concept art for a Classics Cosmos design (Transformers toy series that revamps the old characters, which I’m quite fond of) that marketing declined to make thinking he was unpopular. When shown at a convention, the Cosmos concept received the biggest applause.

I thought I pitied the bucketbot because of his apologetic sounding voice. A fan who clearly watched these episodes more recently, stated that in every episode Cosmos was shot or ordered on some asinine space exploration. Even in Cosmos’ feature episode “The God Gambit”, Astrotrain knocked him out and he was unconscious for almost the whole show. Where’s the love?! Check the space…in your heart! Create some Cos-mosis!

Dirge: And we end on a theme. If you don’t get the joke, then shame on you for going backwards with my set! It started with set 2 and a pun involving Ramjet. I received a few critiques saying that Thrust would have been a more apt character to use by name insinuation alone. So with the fourth set I had Thrust discover that he was just a smidge too late. That left one conehead, so why not complete the card set with some seeker sets.

His card may read “SON OF A”, but his mouth is clearly about to utter a different word. I guess you’ll have to wait for the director’s cut cards. Heh…cut cards.

When I bought the twentieth anniversary Transformers movie DVD, I was surprised to find out that the coneheads were pretty photogenic, but being on the frills of the widescreen caused them to be cut from full frame film and from minds.

This is the end.
OR IS IT?!
Nah, it is. I’d encourage you to go back to the beginning and read the comments, because I got me some pretty witty art buddies. And the conversations become infinitely more crazy than the cards could ever hope to be.
-The “To Be Continued…By You!” Cappitron

For the copycats: Micron Pigma pen 05 (linework), Prismacolor markers.
References: IDW’s “Transformers: The Ark” book (essential for character reference sheets), using Wikipedia to find specific episodes and watching YouTube for character color schemes.